| Teacher: | what was the Atlantic charter? |
| Me: | a boat... |
| Teacher: | It was when the US created goals... |
| Me: | A boat...of goals... |
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And then he showed his nipple, as his abs began to ripple
Me
(Source: youeatadvillikeitscandy)
i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me
When I go to Korea…
What people think I’ll be doing:
Shopping
Eating
Site Seeing
What I’ll really be doing:
Searching for my husband
(Source: iheartg-dragon)
“To You” MV
(Source: a-p-o-c-a-l-i-p-s-e)
(Source: improbablytoweridforyou)
I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.
Last day of school:
| Everyone else: | I'm gonna miss everyone so much! |
| Me: | Fuck you all, I'm out bitches! |
i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling
(Source: litupbythecity)
